Board Thread:Movie Discussions/@comment-3367060-20140313081129/@comment-5989773-20140314182007

Titanollante wrote: Bioniclezilla76 wrote: You don't know what rip off is, do you. If ninetee eight was a rip off then it wouldn't be terrible. I think he meant a "rip-off [of the name]". But anyways, a remake that is a rip-off wouldn't necessarily be good. I mean, there are bad "rip-off" (shot-for-shot recreation) remakes, aren't there?

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ZILLA IN A GAMERA THREAD?!

I can just imagine if TriStar got the rights to Gamera and made Gamera a flightless powerless turtle that gets killed by touching children. This "AMEHRICUN GAHMEHRAH" would get a name change and be known as "Mera" for "Gamera: Final Wars." Mera would destroy Sydney, Australia. Gamera's battle with Mera would last 14 seconds, and Mera will get a giant fanboy who makes "The American Gamera Wiki" and tries to disprove the Mera Name Change but fails...

This of course would only happen if TriStar got the rights to Gamera. No if they got the rights to Gamera he would be a regular frog and a line saying that frogs eat cows.