Talk:Mystery Science Theater 3000/@comment-31757738-20170428205110

In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D., there was a guy named Joel, not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonics Institute, just another face in a red jumpsuit. He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space! We'll send him cheezy movies, the worst we can find (la la la!). He'll have to sit and watch them all and we'll monitor his mind. Now keep in mind Joel can't control where the movies begin or end (la la la!). Because he used those special parts to make his robot friends! Robot roll call (all right, let's go!): Cambot (pan left), Gypsy (hi, girl!) Tom Servo (what a cool guy!), Croooow (he's a wisecracker)! If you're wondering how he eats and breathes (ooh ooh ooh!), and other science facts (la la la!), repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax!" For MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!