Talk:Godzooky/@comment-24969942-20150827164303

The theorizing ends today, people! Master Seijin's got this all figured out!

You see, Dr. Darien works and teaches at the same university as Dr. Steven Finkelstein (Fink from Beerfest) who's research at the time required him to manually masturbate not frogs, but several species of flying dragon lizards from Southeast Asia. At the same time, Dr. Darien was studying a G-cell, and through some incident (probably caused by her nephew Pete) the two samples became mixed together. Organizer G-1 attempted to attack the invading gliding lizard sperm, only for the sperm to combine with them and trigger the cell they were protecting to divide. Quinn, being the inquisitive scientist she is, did nothing to stop the process as she desperately wanted to see the en result.

And thus, the world was blighted with Godzooky.