Talk:Mother Longlegs/@comment-39638268-20190530065555

Oh wow I eat so much coochie its insane. Did you know I once ate so much coochie it made the entirety of Africa starve because I ate all their coochie? They're still starving now. Anyway, Godzilla's so hot that I once busted a fat nut so hard that when it hit the wall it bounced off and landed on my cat. Had to bring him to the vet and then found out he got syphillis.