User blog:Cloverfield monster/I wonder where my parasites come from.

Hello. It's the cloverfield monster again. And lately, I've been super confused. Parasites pop up on me out of nowhere. It usually happens when I decide to go for a swim in the ocean. So I started wondering. Where do my parasites come from? Do they grow out of my skin? Do they attach to me when I go for a swim like barnacles on whales. What do you think?

-Confused, The Cloverfield Monster

P.S. Contrary to a popular drawing on the web, I am not a mutated whale.