User blog comment:LookatmeIgotaKey/Yo Mama Godzilla Edition/@comment-26863436-20140925201511

Yo momma's so hairy, that when she went to the zoo in Japan, AN ALLIGATOR ATTACKED HER!!!...the press said: "King Kong VS Godzilla 2, the rematch"

Ultraseven shrunk to a bacteria's size to fight Darii, right? well yo momma's so short, that Ultraseven had to shrink DOWN TO A BACTERIA'S SIZE TO FIGHT HER!!!

y'know, I've always wondered, who's the oldest kaiju in Earth, answer could be either Dodongo, Desghidorah or '''YO MOMMA! BECAUSE SHE'S SOOOOOO OLD! AND ALSO, SHE'S AS UGLY AS A KAIJU!!!'''