User blog:ShodaiGoro/Everything Wrong With Godzilla: Domination in One Blog Post

Everything Wrong With Godzilla: Domination! in One Blog Post.

Godzilla
Total Sins: 3
 * Godzilla is green, but his dorsal plates are white and his atomic breath is blue. No Godzilla design has this combination.
 * THAT FOOT DURING HIS DROPKICK.
 * Godzilla's regeneration is not a power he has to activate; it's a passive ability.

Rodan
Total Sins: 5
 * Rodan fires fireballs, despite not being Gamera.
 * Rodan farts. Enough said.

Mothra
Total Sins: 9
 * Mothra Imago can spray webs, from her stinger area, no less.
 * Mothra's poison is purple, which is unlike any Mothra incarnation ever.
 * Mothra Larvae are referred to as "grubs".
 * Mothra Larvae are suicide bombers. Nevermind that Mothra Larvae simply can't self-destruct, but that's just plain wrong!

King Ghidorah
Total Sins: 14
 * Ghidorah's magnetic pull was never used as a weapon against monsters.
 * THAT DROP KICK IS SO CHEAP.
 * Ghidorah cannot fire magnetic beams.
 * Ghidorah's beams are not lighting; they are gravity beams. Big difference.
 * Ghidorah's Level 3 Rage is impossible to hit with. Yeah, sure, canon Ghidorah could likely attempt this, but he would at least score a hit with it!

MechaGodzilla
Total Sins: 21
 * Despite looking like MechaGodzilla 2, he fights like no MechaGodzilla in existence.
 * His punch has him shoot flames. No MechaGodzilla can do this.
 * His kick also shoots flames. Once again, no MechaGodzilla can do this.
 * HIS FACE DURING HIS JUMP KICK.
 * MechaGodzilla has a rocket punch. This is MechaGodzilla, not Mazinger Z.
 * MechaGodzilla cannot fire electrical bolts from his chest. At all.
 * MechaGodzilla does not have a steam release. DID THEY WATCH ANY OF THE MOVIES?!

Megalon
Total Sins: 28
 * Megalon barely looks like himself.
 * The sound that plays when he uses his drill.
 * His bomb looks more like a meteor than his actual bomb.
 * Megalon cannot leach probe.
 * Megalon's horn shoots LIGHTNING, not green fireballs!
 * How he digs. In canon, he jumps into the air, combines his drills, and dives in. In here, he sinks into the Earth. What.
 * Gigan is not in this.

Mecha King Ghidorah
Total Sins: 30
 * Mecha King Ghidorah does not live on a meteor.
 * Mecha King Ghidorah does not shoot fireballs.

Other Stuff
GRAND TOTAL: 33 SENTENCE: MOTHRA LARVAE GRUBS
 * Barely any of the stages take place on Earth.
 * All of the endings are boring and go nowhere interesting. Basically, when the monster beats MKG, they leave. That's it.
 * The research was so bad that it deserves it's own sin.