User:Cloverfield monster



Hello Humans! I am The Cloverfield Monster. You probably know me from the movie Cloverfield. Allow me to tell you about myself. I like to eat fish. I am 1000 years old. And get this. People say that 1000 years is equal to a 1 year old. That means in Earth years, I'd still be a baby. Now I want to say I am sorry for destroying New York on May 23rd. It's just I have extreme anger issues. Speaking of anger, DO NOT get me angry. When I get mad, I destroy people's cities. Anyways, there are these parasite creatures that live on my skin and they itch so BAD!!! If you want to see photos of me, look at the top of my profile