Board Thread:General Discussions/@comment-24483858-20140614183207

Eons ago! In the time of Dinosaurs... The Mega Beast assembled Ruthless, perverse

Living his life Like any dino would But then D-day came And so I had to hide!

To hide! To hide... That really sucked...

That's right, the end was near And when it happened on my land I retreated down to the underground The land where the sun don't shine

So I did what I could To tolerate this place I lived off radiation And was a radiator

And it was nice while it lasted...

Eins zwei drei vier!

The humans soon awakened me They launced a nuclear bomb That woke me from my slumber

I was thrust in to a new world A horrible new world With humans ruling it

I then had a plan I could destroy them all And I came upon Japan!

Fire, Destruction, and Death Soon became a source of power

Power! Power! Power! Power!

Power...

I am the King of the Monsters... I am the King of the Monsters... I am the King of the Monsters... I am the King

I battled Kong and Gigan Ghidrah kept on coming But I triumphed in the end Mothra did her best Orga, the mentalcase That failed with all the rest Even God was no match And Mechagodzilla Got a swift kick in the snatch Quite a history, no doubt In any case I'm sure I'm leaving something out...

So there you have it It's quite a tale to tell I've come all the way from Hell And have gone all the way to Heaven

Bow before your Master And perhaps I'll let you live Just long enough to squash out Every drop you have to give

Gonography Gonography

The number one king from Japan! The only king from Japan!

Genius!  