Thread:Titanollante/@comment-5989773-20141129214247/@comment-1589955-20141202035547

Bioniclezilla76 wrote: Omfg wth happened?

A battle, a horrible battle, 1.5x10^4(15,000) dead, 6,342 injured, I tried launching the nuclear missile, but the bloody soviets beat me to the punch, Tokyo is left in shambles, there are craters where Pakistan, Iraq, and parts of Russia used to be. Kim Watanabe was punched in the throat, which confused everyone, Nigeria and a few of the other African Countries were liberated from the local Rebel groups, the diamond mine collapsed, Kim Jong Un was overthrown(but kept around as a court jester, he's hilarious,) and worst of all... the Peopre's Repubric of China(P.R.C.,) invented child labor laws! I have to pay full price for stuff now!

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