User blog comment:Thegoldnguy/I'm gonna be gone for a while/@comment-3367060-20140904030517/@comment-24277243-20140905141534

Bonzi Buddy isn't a monkey though, nor is he a member of the primate family.

He's a demon in disguise, hell-bent on destroying humanity as we know it,  Every night, he dreams of a day where people will chat the name "Bonzi".

He'll destroy us all, one at a time. At one point, in the mid 2000's, his method of destruction is through the internet, disguising himself as malware and adware, infecting computers, spreading his evil.

It was only recently when he was stopped temporarily by the mighty viking of Sweden, Joel. But he'll be back, soon. The day of reckoning is upon us.