Board Thread:Monster Discussions/@comment-3367060-20130702023214/@comment-22746699-20130719043905

Titanollante wrote: RedBenjamin wrote: Hulkzilla wrote:

Titanollante wrote:

Hulkzilla wrote: I have a theory.

TurokSwe is, in fact, not emil pell or a girl, or anything of the sort.

He's Roland Emmerich himself, but undercover!

Boom, just blown EVERYONE'S mind. There's a flaw in your theory, and that is that Roland Emmerich is german, not swedish! Ever hear of "incognito" and "fake identity"? Now it all makes sense... This theory might just make sense... but why would Roland Emmerich waste his time in the internet like FailSwe is doing?

Because he needs to do something with the time left over from making pointless movies where cities get destroyed by aliens or Zilla or ending the world. I guess Toho made him mad when they released Final Wars, so he found a new past-time: Trolling us.