I'm the perfect example of pure randomness. I am matter that cannot decide what it wants to be. On the interwebnet,I can be a mature chat moderator that fights for justice, but on the other side of the moon I could be a turtle incarnation of Jim Carrey that feeds off of ramen. I am not human, I am a key-collecting, titanic, casual being that only cares about destroying youtube videos.
TL;DR: read it you lazy poop.
Oh yeah, I like Godzilla.