With this hyno-wheel-thingy I will control the world
Greetings, fellow Wikizillans, you have reached the page of the great Lordofmonsterisland.
"The True Lord of Monster Island in all his powerful glory"
Table of Contents - Click a link, see where it takes you. I take no responsibility for lost valuables or limbs. To prevent such problems keep all arms, legs and other appendages inside your chair at all and leave all valuable items with me. Also do not bring along food or drink as this may attract the monsters, causing them to get hungry, and maybe leave the ride one or two people shorter than when it began.
This is the beginning of the tour. What you seen in there may shock and frighten you, but remain silent at all times as it can hurt you. The guards can do nothing to help you once you are inside so I would like to remind you to do what you need to before the ride, stay quiet, and keep everything inside the ride at all times or the monsters will make sure you don't have to worry about it. Have a nice day.